Friday, September 10, 2010

My Ultimate Super Power

Have you ever felt so terrible that you wished you could just be someone else?
Well I can.
I've chased the mail man, I've used a litter box, I've never had to buy a Halloween costume in my life.
Ever since a was a child I've known i was different. It all started when i was about 5 years old, i was playing in our back yard and wondered what it would be like to be Cuddles, our 7 month old Germain Sheppard, what it would be like to have no problems and not a care in the world. That was when it happened, i suddenly found myself on all fours with a wet nose and soft puppy ears playing with cuddles.

Ever since that day, whenever I've wondered what it was like to be pretty, blond, skinny, famous, popular, or anything I wanted, I could experience it first hand. It's always been lots of fun. One time my mom couldn't make it to work because she had the flu so I filled in for her.
None of my friends know about this power that I possess, I'm sure that if they did they would think it was cool, on the other hand they might think I'm some kind of freak or something, So I'm just going to play it safe and keep this my little secret for now.
Maybe one day I'll be the most amazing actress in the world. People will stand in line for hours just to watch me transform myself to look like them, or maybe not.
But a girl can always dream, cant she?